This is it, a double-take headline on NPR that is the unholy spawn of social Internet and medical marketing pressures: speed-dating at the Doc Shop.
I have been mulling over the prospect of a new practice; this is exactly the start-up idea I was looking for.
Let us dispense with the longueurs of the 15-minute visit. Even allowing for the luxury of a 5-minute bathroom break, I can envision 11 accelerated diagnostic evaluations per hour. The Adderall scripts will by flying fast and furious.
(Note to DEA: this is a satirical post).